Signed books.

I occasionally dip into the collector market and splurge on the variant cover, action figure and bookplate. But what I have been buying less and less often is the signed copy. They rarely cost more and some can be easily picked up at the bigger stores.

This is the reason I stopped. Summed up in one image.

What the fuck is that!? 

Surely you can't call that signed.

It's about three lines (at the most) and an exclamation mark.

Naming no names but there is a lot of this going on. Just take five seconds more please?

Rant over.

NIA.