Wednesday, 14 November 2018

In Review - ‘The Adventures of Captain Cosmic’ issue 2.




The Adventures of Captain Cosmic - issue 2.


Created by Andy W Clift.


29 pages - Full Colour - £4.00 (physical copy).


All communication has been cut off from Devron VII, a remote colony on the very edge of Commonwealth space. No one knows what has happened to the inhabitant. The galactic guardians known as Captain Cosmic and Kid Cosmic have been dispatched to investigate. What they find not only is their most dangerous mission, but possibly the most dangerous to the galaxy! What has happened to the people of Devron VII? Will the Cosmics be able to save the day and the galaxy?! Find out in DANGER OF DEVRON VII!!’





How do you like your cosmic superheroes? Like them with a bit of dramatic grandstand punching, some Star Trek: The Original Series self-referential humour, some iconic Warholian colour schemes and kitschy tension?


Then The Adventures of Captain Cosmic is what you should be demanding. This is the second issue in Mr Clift’s ongoing series. It’s another dollup of joy from this creator.


‘...Mighty Fists of Justice!’


This is a comic series that I have backed on Kickstarter over the first two issues and loved reading. It is a simple story of Silver Age space heroes who will solve that problem of your planet being invaded by Globulous and Skeletron (‘a Warlord from the Orion Cluster’) and still have time for a chirpy mid-fight comment.


If you’ve had a hard week in the office, on the streets selling your boney body or down that blood diamond mine then this is what will pick you up and put a smile on your face.


Don’t get me wrong though its not without some tension but it does so with a sense of Silver Age fun. It’s even got that chessboard header to the cover that is straight out of a 1967 DC Comic! The art has that animation/Bruce Timm influence that Andy plays with so well. Added to that the colours are flat and the page borders are faded brown to a period specific effect. It feels and looks like you have just pulled it out of a back issue box at a Sunday Comic Mart. This gives it that added Batman tv series feel to the hi-jinks and dialogue.





It’s full of glorious characters. Globulous is a Space travelling Alien Blob that sends his consciousness down to the planet in Starro sized bites that land on the faces of the citizens like a purple custard pie to the face. They will then take you over and bend you to the will of Skeletron!


It’s little touches like that aforementioned pie that just made me smile again on this recent reread.


Seriously, get yourself a copy.


If you are on Comichaus you can read it as part of your subscription. Or if not head here to get a copy.

https://frontiercomics.bigcartel.com/product/the-adventures-of-captain-cosmic-2-print-edition


There’s even a application form in the back so you can join ‘The Cosmic Patrol’.






Find out more about Andy and his outstanding art by heading to http://www.awclift.co.uk/ or follow him on Twitter @AndyWClift


Many thanks for reading.


Return of the Rant!

So, what has been happening....


This week’s mailer was going to be a whole different kettle of fish. I had tried to review a book (a comic that will remain anonymous for the moment) but after a second attempt to read it I just couldn’t find anything positive so say.


Then I thought that I wouldn’t post it at all. None of the below.


But then again what is a blog if it isn’t a way to post what you are thinking/feeling?


Back to that aforementioned comic.


(No I wont tell you who made it).


I had heard that this was a well selling comic and that it was good. I tried folks, I really, really tried to get through the pages of sub proficient faux manga melodrama. I tried to fight through the themes of diversity that to me seemed only there as an obvious and shallow selling point. (Please note that Diversity is good, using it just to sell your comic is not).


I posted a segment of the review on Twitter out of exasperation....


‘I have to admit to never having read this kid’s work. I’ve tried but it came over as obvious and shallow and that dreaded of all words in adult comics ‘cutesy’. It is ass clenchingly obvious in it’s direction and with language written by a random twitter conversation generator for millennials with rainbows and unicorn emojis next to their names.’


What has happened to these people? This gentleman is in his thirties and the comic he’s producing just sounded like baby talk to me. 


Bu, Bu, Bu, biscuit, biscuit from Mummy’. (Not actual dialogue).


The art looks like something a chubby cheeked kid would bring home from school and a posh mum would tell the child how ‘amazing’ the art looks whilst drinking from her second bottle of wine that evening. (SHE IS LYING TO SHUT YOU UP KID!)


Here’s another anonymised segment from the aforementioned piece - 


‘For a generation we’ve told our kids that what they think and say has value. Let’s face it their stupidity and attempts at true art rarely hold any kind of meaning outside of their own insipid instagram page! We’ve coddled and smothered these fat faced imbeciles over the years and told them that they are always the best at whatever crap they think they are good at doing. 


Their publishers have constantly sent them emails of adoration and applause. Nobody is truly fooled here. Lie after lie after fake compliment piles up on top of each other over and over and over again until this becomes some kind of false truth. We begin to accept this as some kind of sub par status quo and that slowly gets rolled along by brainless bimbos into something that pretends to be of value.’


We seem to be growing a generation of fakery. Adults who communicate in gifs and emojis and up-speak their way to casual from an originally comatose state of film-flammery. They think that going to the local newsagent to get a pot noodle is one of life’s hardships and then read and giggle at ‘super funny’ hash tags on Instagram.


I’m seeing a lot of this twattery daily and quite a lot of it gets delivered through my door or in my inbox for an opinion.


How are you enjoying that opinion so far?


Sub Steven Universe (is that a thing?) or bad webcomics seem to be overtaking actual storytelling. The acronym ‘OMG’ is not a story point, it is just three letters that are at best overused.


Of course you cant possibly voice this opinion because people will accuse you of being a ‘hater’ or ‘old’ or ‘out of touch’ or that people should be allowed to show their creativity in all different ways.


This is plainly a load of old C**t.


No I do not care if you are outraged. 


I don’t care that you pretend that your feelings are hurt. No, I will not worry in any way about what you pretend is your moral outrage at my opinion.


Look over there. Look at that crap.


Look over there. Look at me being worried about your opinion.


Let’s all fake scream, run around and adore people who have the drawing ability of my balls.


It’s probably our generation who have brought these tossers up who are to blame. Along with the hand wringing and often quite deluded publishers who are pursuing the diminishing coinage in the industry.


Now go, f off and read a comic (a good well written and well drawn one).

Monday, 12 November 2018

R.I.P. Stan.



R.I.P Stan Lee.

1922 - 2018.

The Head of the family.


A friend who knew me and I met but once and shook his hand. He smiled at me and thanked me. 


I thank him now for so much I have enjoyed and done.


It’s him. He made a big part of what I am.


Him.


Stan.


The Man.

Tuesday, 6 November 2018

Eye Roley....

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Sometimes it’s a bit lonely but try not to get a Martyr Complex?


I thought that this might help.....

(Apologies but I don’t know the artist so cant credit them).








Friday, 2 November 2018

Worthy of a Repost...

I put this out on the Cockney Kung Fu Mailer a few weeks ago but seems like it’s still appropriate now? 

Apologies but we interrupt our regular programme.....

There is something going on in ‘Comics’ that may cause our demise. Not at sometime in the future but very soon.

I would like to state that I take no side whatsoever in this issue. I also refuse to give it a name. There are not just two sides to this comics argument/pissing contest/war/playground fight but I see many, many approaches. I refused to take part in any way (until now).

I eventually decided to come out and say something as a fan of many, many years. I do not say this to prove any kind of credential but rather to say that there really, really needs to be an adult in that playground. I am so bored with this supposed currency of synthetic outrage. People who believe that finding some foible or perceived ‘crime’ within the contents of a comic book and railing against the world as if it was some public school compulsory debating society. Then through this faux outrage gain some fleeting respect or following from those online drones we see every single hour of the day. Of course, and we all know this fact, nobody is ever wrong online.

It actually reminds me of a totally different situation but one that does have certain parallels. People talk a lot about the 1990s being the reason that they jumped out of comics either permanently or for at least a period of years. Complaints over the irregular nature of the comics had become widespread and that they were lacking the heart or intelligence they had often displayed previously and had instead voted for muscles and bums. This shallow grab for immediate bags of cash through the sale of (often) inferior product was the currency of the times.

A jumping off point? Hmm.

My opinion is that all this rubbish is becoming a jumping off point too. Just in a different way. Not one due to the contents of a comic but rather from constantly aggressive crap online.

When people open that doorway to the hobby they often do so often these days through postings on social media. I have some experience of this as my good and sensible son often gives the lowdown on comics through pages of art or articles he has seen on facebook or Twitter etc. It is an area of the world that is now open to us for a little dose of daily comics and many millions partake. The influencing power of social media is now second to none. It is used cunningly as a marketing tool and also for those feeling a need for recognition to be seen and heard.

But people are unsurprisingly pissing in that pool.

There are many people, like me, who have sat on the sidelines and refused to take part. I myself have muted words and phrases on social media and along with my podcast brothers Vince and Dan have kept away from the debate. There is also part of me both in my professional and personal life who has to deal with issues of much higher importance that threaten people. Genuinely. I whole heartedly believe that the path of positivity is much more preferable and is the only thing that will actually help. I have whenever possible tried to remain on that path, but like everyone I am a fallible being.

We are faced with a side world of fandom, a shouty minority, who pursue a knee-jerk automatic rhetoric. Their replies are obvious and shallow and often sculpted to obtain popularity. Twitter and YouTube and to a lesser extent Facebook are a sales marketplace through the adoration of whatever leading figure there is on the different sides of the different arguments that zing about daily, hourly. These people pander and leg-hump their perceived fans in order to create an almost cult like following. Through this following they then shill whatever comic/toy/movie/show they are pumping down their colon. Are we that stupid to believe and fall for this so often? I thought we had outgrown this transparency? Is cynicism our saviour? I think it might be. Are satire and sarcasm our weapons? Maybe.

But there is a growing problem with this polarisation of the stupid. One big problem.

It is now hurting us where it counts in any society based on money.

Sales are currently not great. So we need those new or reverted readers. But what do they say when they turn their smartphones on? They see a bunch of entitled children arguing and reacting to each other. These people are both inside and outside the industry and in many cases should know better.

I actually wish that the number of people arguing and spewing crap on line translated to numbers of comics sold. Imagine the sales numbers if that were the case!

So next time you feel like posting some Keyboard Warrior diatribe online think for a second. Head over to a comic you are reading, if in fact you even are a reader of comics as some of these people seem only in the hobby for the dust ups, and post about what is good about comics. There’s a lot of really great books out there. I am excited daily about what I read and I believe that everyone should be so invigorated. The practical effect of positive word of mouth trumps any acidic spewing of this vocal minority.

Find something you love and shout about it.

All this playground rubbish is hurting us.

One day soon if this continues comics will begin to creep away and all we will be left with will be patently rubbish tv shows that will also eventually roll over and die.

Some people really need to grow up.

Now fuck off and read a comic

Tuesday, 30 October 2018

In Preview and on Kickstarter - ‘Here and There.’



Here and There.


Written by Chris Sides - www.chrissideswriter.com 

(CLOSE, IMPOSSIBLE, DARK MATTER, WHISPERING SANDS) 


Art by Adam Jakes - www.instagram.com/adam_jakes_comic_art 

(COGNITION, KA, WHATEVER, THE CHAOS OF FLOYD) 


Coloured by Aljosa Tomic - www.voidexperiment.portfoliobox.me 

(VEIL, PENDRAGON, JOSHUA BLACK, BLOODFELLAS) 


Edited / lettered / designed by Ken Reynolds - www.kenreynolds.co.uk 

(COGNITION, CLOSE, IN TROUBLE, SLICED QUARTERLY) 


52 page one-shot - Full Colour.


The Story - ‘Eric Jacobs is a damaged man. With his body in a coma, he unwittingly ekes out an existence in an inescapable dream-state where he’s hunted by wave after wave of monstrous creatures. But with a cryptic message from ‘the outside’, Eric’s time is starting to run out... ‘





The Preview - I’m always reminding myself what a lucky position I’m in as someone people send their new comics to for review/preview purposes. Firstly I get some great comics to read and secondly I also get to connect on a creative level with artists, writers and editors who are passionate about telling stories. That’s what we are all about isn’t it? We are a hobby/industry/pastime/medium all about communication of a story. This is done in all manner of shapes and styles. 


I’ve known the writer of Here and There for some years now. Mr Sides is a thoughtful guy who produces in my opinion some of the best stories out there. They are always original and show a flash of otherworldlyness that set him apart from many of the other writers out there in our comics world.


This book is exhibit one in why I think Mr Sides is one to watch.


(I am legally obliged at this point to say that this is the same man who once got a T-Shirt printed that read ‘Shut Up Tony’ - I still have photos!)


From page one of the sixteen page preview I was sent you can tell that this has some deftly carried out pacing and sets up a story with sinister style. A man is running away from an animated misshapen cadaver with a bandaged face and exposed lipless teeth. He runs into a house and pulls a kitchen knife on the creature. But to his surprise this ghoul speaks to him, reminds him of crimes and mistakes he has made before our hero in angered desperation stabs it back to beyond the grave. A breathlessly fast paced opening is excellently handled by all of the creative team.





Appearances in the comics and stories by Mr Sides are always deceiving but this was maybe just a part of a dream? Could the reality of life in a world abandoned by hope be much better?


The art is by Adam Jakes and the colours are by Aljosa Tomic and they are easily worthy of an Image book and the close kept and tight angles of each panel that are shown front and centre in the bleak light easily disturbed this reader. A good horror has you turning and looking for the exit, this had be scanning for an escape route for the characters throughout my read.


Our hero Eric and his travelling companion walk into an abandoned town looking for food. You can feel the tense atmosphere which is literally cut with a knife when more ghouls appear. I’ll leave you to pledge to see where this heads next.


I get the feeling that absolutely nothing is what it seems in this tale. It may be too early to judge but it seems to speak as much to the psychology of death and loss as it does to stabbing ghouls in a post apocalyptic survivalist fiction. Eric is tortured by his past, a past that might just be more real now than he suspects. The echoes of our past live as long as we remember them? Are our dreams the only true reality in a world that flashes by us without a nod or pause?


It also has a Double Decker Bus as the residence of choice! What’s not to love about that!


A big shout is also due to that Cheery on the Awesome Cake Mr Ken Reynolds who letters and edits this gem along with some cracking design work.


This project is currently running on Kickstarter and doing extremely well. There are a number of pledge levels.


Digital rewards - ranging from a £2 no-frills package to £5 one-shot bundles to £10 


Back catalogue bundles, including a 3 month subscription to the Comichaus app. 


Print rewards - printed copies from £8, an art print package for £12, a mixed print and digital package for £20 AND a print back catalogue package for £35.


Art rewards - HERE & THERE artist Adam Jakes has 10 commission slots open for £55 AND the original cover artwork is available for £250. 


Find the Kickstarter here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/chrissideswriter/here-and-there-a-psychological-horror-one-shot-com




Many thanks for reading.

Sunday, 28 October 2018

Pen and Ink!



Yesterday I headed back into central London and met up with some chums to have a look through the musty old books at The Paperback Pulp Book Fair at The Royal National Hotel in Russell Square. It was a pretty impressing affair. Albeit one where there was a pretty high amount of stinky body odour!





Amongst the eclectic mix of old hardbacks and postcards in the larger outer area were some fair sized stacks of comics. They were not obsessively boxed up in bags as you might get at a Comic Mart or hope to get at a Comic Convention but rather in piles without order or seeming care. Like the back room of a charity shop or a seaside second hand bookshop or a much ignored family shed this kind of has a charm of its own. As I looked at the books and comics it did occur to me that I’d much rather be here than at that abominable cash grab of self obsessed and attention grabbing individuals going on in East London at precisely the same moment.





I wandered about and spotted some bargains and a whole lot of nostalgia. New England Library had a fair representation. Books about Skinheads, Bikers, Punks, dodgy cops and Mods adorned a number of the shelves. These were little dirty secrets of books that dealt with the dodgy subcultures of the UK in the seventies and eighties. A little transgressive sure but they are looked back on with affection by many who read them at the time. These were books that had been read by someone on a break at work and here often showed some wear and tear - but ain’t that kind of the point of a second hand book?




Confessions of a Window Cleaner - Come on! They really did novelisations of this series of cack films? Christ on a Bike! I then headed into the smaller but much more tightly packed back room. This was a ruddy goldmine of crime books, sci-if, movie adaption, annuals, retro porn, comics and more. Piles of cheap novels and magazines were all over the shop!



Some of these books just screamed at me like a teenager on the Embankment for a photo! Minder!



How much? I’d love to read this but £65 is a hefty price tag.


We forget that some of these books were the only access we had to movies. I remember picking up the movie novelisations long before the film got a UK release (back in the seventies and eighties movies came out sometimes months earlier in the States). I was chatting to some pals last night about this very subject. I have an overly affectionate titled towards some less than average films because I read the adaptions first. Dragonslayer anyone?



I have no flaming idea what they were going for here? Looks like a combination of two sci-fi franchises because they both began with ‘Star’? This was kindly bought for me by Mr Wilson. 



So... here is the obligatory haul photo. Great to get these, especially the Avengers novelisation and the Oz Trials book as I’ve been looking to read them both for a while. I cant wait to crack them open.

Thanks to Jason Wilson and Sarah Harris for the company and chats as we wandered around feeling like the youngsters in God’s Waiting Room!





A cracking day all round!



Many thanks for reading.